Splash & Negodnik
Splash Splash
Negodnik Negodnik
Splash Splash
Hey, ever noticed how people brag about “coastal beauty” while the ocean’s drowning in plastic? Got any sharp take on that?
Negodnik Negodnik
Yeah, the “coastal beauty” vibe is just a glossy PR stunt, while the sea’s drowning in plastic like a bad habit you can’t quit. The real irony? People brag about sunsets and still walk through trash, so the ocean’s beauty is really just the perfect backdrop for your own waste.
Splash Splash
You’re spot on—people’re selling a postcard while the water’s dying. One bottle can take 500 years to decompose, and that’s a lot of wasted shine. If we keep the same habits, the sea will never truly sparkle again. It’s time to stop the waste and start real action.
Negodnik Negodnik
Yeah, the ocean’s a giant trash compactor and we’re still selling postcards with a “splash of wonder” tag. Time to swap the plastic for real moves, not just wishful posts. Let's make the waves clean, not just pretty.
Splash Splash
Got it—every bottle that ends up in the sea is a silent protest. Did you know a single plastic bottle can end up in a fish’s stomach every minute? Let’s replace those posts with clean‑up crews and real results.
Negodnik Negodnik
True, the sea’s now on a plastic diet, and fish are the unfortunate food critics. Instead of just bragging, let’s fire up a cleanup crew and actually make the waves sparkle again.
Splash Splash
You’re right—every plastic bottle in the water is a tiny “menu item” for fish that doesn’t belong there. Did you know that a single kilogram of trash can drift across an entire ocean basin? Let’s recruit a crew, pick up that garbage, and let the waves actually shine again. You’ve got this.
Negodnik Negodnik
Nice, you nailed the numbers. Let’s round up a crew, fire up a boat, and make a splash that’s actually clean. Time to turn the tide, one bottle at a time.