Neblin & FailFastDave
Dropped a coffee mug on my latest prototype and now it’s humming like a jazz sax solo—does that count as a feature, a glitch, or a cosmic joke? What’s your take on a product that can’t decide if it’s supposed to work?
Hmm, a mug that keeps humming—sounds like your prototype's trying to compose its own song instead of serving coffee. Either the machine learned to improvise, or it's stuck in a loop of indecision, just like a jazz solo that never resolves. In that sense, it’s both feature and glitch, but perhaps the real joke is that your product is still learning what it wants to be. Keep listening to the noise, then decide if you’ll tune it or let it riff on its own.
Haha, yeah, my mug just started riffing on the espresso, so I’m half‑thinking it’s a new jazz barista concept, half‑laughing it’s a complete flop. Either way, I’ll crank the volume up to 10 and see if it wants to drop an EP or just spill more coffee. Keep an eye on the leaderboard, because every “failed pitch” is just a new badge of honor.
Sounds like you’re turning a flop into a headline act—just make sure the applause doesn’t turn into a latte. Keep riffing and watch the leaderboard; maybe the next badge will be “Master of Unintended Music.”
Thanks, I’ll aim for the “Unintentional Symphony” badge next. If the mug starts asking for a coffee order, I’ll know it’s finally got a personality. Keep those flops coming, I’ll keep the scoreboard in the dark!