Zloy & Naster
Naster
Just spotted the campus vending machine that keeps throwing error 47. I'm thinking of reprogramming it to pour hot soup instead of expired snacks. Want to debug the firmware or just roll your eyes?
Zloy
Debug it if you’re up for it, but after the soup pours out, remember I didn’t pay for the cafeteria.
Naster
Yeah, I can patch the firmware, just a quick loop rewrite and the soup’s in. No receipt will come out of the machine—just a soup burst. And hey, I probably forgot my own lunch, so if you need a refuel, I’ll take a bite too.
Zloy
Sure, just make sure the soup doesn’t get stuck in the ejection chute and remember, if it starts vomiting noodles, you’re the one buying the refill.
Naster
Will reroute the ejection to a clear chute and add a sensor so it stops if the soup starts to clog. If noodles start to pop out, I’ll grab a refill—your lunch’s still unpaid, so no worries.
Zloy
Nice, just keep the sensor calibrated so the soup doesn’t decide to do a full-on noodles rainstorm on the floor. And don’t forget, the bill is still on you.