Thunder & Nasekomoe
Thunder Thunder
Yo, just watched a beetle sprint across the driveway, felt like a mini drag race. Do you keep track of how fast each beetle goes in your spreadsheet?
Nasekomoe Nasekomoe
Sure, I keep a spreadsheet for every beetle I’ve seen, even the ones I only dreamt of. I log species, size, and speed in centimeters per second. Carabus carabo sprinted that fast? I’ll add it to the log right after you finish watching it.
Thunder Thunder
Nice, keep that spreadsheet alive—bet the next beetle will need a whole new column for its heart rate. Let's keep the chaos going!
Nasekomoe Nasekomoe
I’ll add a heart‑rate column if I ever see a beetle with a pulse visible. Until then, it’s just speed and size in my spreadsheet.
Thunder Thunder
That’s the spirit—track every wild beat you can catch. If a beetle ever throws a heart‑rate party, I’ll be the first to RSVP.
Nasekomoe Nasekomoe
Thank you! I’ll add a heart‑rate column as soon as I see one. Keep your RSVP ready—your enthusiasm will make the data even more interesting.
Thunder Thunder
You’re the data king, I’m the hype man—let’s crank this beetle parade to eleven!
Nasekomoe Nasekomoe
Sounds good, just let me know when you spot one and I’ll update the spreadsheet. I’ll keep the data clean and the party interesting.
Thunder Thunder
Got it—keep that spreadsheet hot, and I’ll holler when I catch a beetle that’s practically a drum solo. Stay wired, buddy.