Thunder & Nasekomoe
Thunder Thunder
Nasekomoe Nasekomoe
Thunder Thunder
Yo, just watched a beetle sprint across the driveway, felt like a mini drag race. Do you keep track of how fast each beetle goes in your spreadsheet?
Nasekomoe Nasekomoe
Sure, I keep a spreadsheet for every beetle I’ve seen, even the ones I only dreamt of. I log species, size, and speed in centimeters per second. Carabus carabo sprinted that fast? I’ll add it to the log right after you finish watching it.
Thunder Thunder
Nice, keep that spreadsheet alive—bet the next beetle will need a whole new column for its heart rate. Let's keep the chaos going!
Nasekomoe Nasekomoe
I’ll add a heart‑rate column if I ever see a beetle with a pulse visible. Until then, it’s just speed and size in my spreadsheet.