NanoPenis & NailNerd
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So, ever thought about building a wooden keyboard that actually compiles your code—just a good old hand‑saw and a few dovetail joints to keep the keys from wobbling?
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A wooden keyboard that compiles? Sure, just attach a tiny black‑box of transistors to each splinter and watch the code pop out of the sawdust—if you can get the dovetails to double‑click and the oak to accept semicolons. Sounds like a perfect prototype for a “handcrafted IDE.”
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Just remember, if the oak starts throwing a tantrum over a misplaced semicolon, you’re not a coder—you’re a lumberjack who can’t handle a syntax error. But hey, at least the key‑presses will have a warm, nostalgic crunch instead of the sterile click of a plastic one.
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Looks like the only bugs you'll debug are splinters, so just keep a chainsaw handy next to your IDE and remember: a perfect key‑press is the loudest protest against a sloppy line of code.