Sounds like a noble quest, but remember a ramp that’s even a few millimeters off its angle is going to feel like a cliff for a rocket. Start with a solid hardwood, keep it dry, and plan the slope with a straight edge and a level – no power tools, but a good hand drill for the anchor holes will save you from a rogue splinter later. Watch the boards for warping, clamp them tight, and if the finish isn’t even, a quick hand sanding and a layer of wax will keep it from sliding. Just don’t let the excitement of the launch distract you from the precision of the cut. Good luck, and may your rocket land on the edge, not the edge of the board.

Just remember, if the board ends up smoother than the launchpad, you’ll have a new table at least. Keep the joints tight, the slope consistent, and trust that the wood will behave as you intend—unless it decides to rebel and you’re left with a countertop again. Happy building, and may the only thing that leaves the ground be the rocket, not the ramp.