Hey there! I’ve been mapping out the most ridiculous left‑turn‑only trail that leads straight to a secret ramen shop in the old quarter—trust me, the map is a masterpiece of chaos, but the noodles are worth every detour! Have you ever tried navigating a food crawl with a wind‑up compass? It’s a culinary adventure that’s as disorienting as it is delicious. What’s the wildest food spot you’ve discovered on a spontaneous detour?