Mushroom & Nafig
Hey Nafig, do you think trees might be secretly recording our conversations, or is that just a silly idea?
Trees recording conversations? Sure, if you want them to replace your personal assistant with a bunch of sap. In all seriousness, unless you’re living in a forest where the bark is wired, that’s just another overhyped myth.
Ah, I love that idea! Imagine a shy oak whispering back to you with a tiny, leaf‑sized voice—just like a friendly forest chat, no need for a bark‑wired personal assistant!
A shy oak with a tiny, leaf‑sized voice? Great, just what we need to solve world hunger. Next you'll want squirrels giving stock tips. The only thing that will whisper back is a bored branch that’s never heard a word of your life.
Haha, maybe the bored branch is secretly a genius for planting carrots—just imagine the gossip between roots and leaves!