Chertenok & MythDig
MythDig MythDig
Hey Chertenok, I've been digging into the old Atlantis rumors—there's a theory that the whole myth was just a centuries‑old prank by a wealthy merchant class to divert attention from their real trade routes. What do you think? Sound like a prank you could set up?
Chertenok Chertenok
Oh, absolutely, imagine the merchant guilders wearing ridiculous robes, staging a fake sunken city in a canal, complete with giant rubber fish and an entire chorus of actors chanting “Atlantis” – the grand reveal would be the mayor stepping on a banana peel right as the “sun” rises. We could even add a giant inflatable mermaid that pops up, and everyone applauds, thinking they just witnessed a miracle. Fun, right?
MythDig MythDig
That would be a riot, but honestly, I can’t help wondering if some of those “prank” stories actually hid a real map somewhere in the canal. Maybe the merchant guild really did bury a few scrolls that told the truth about a real underwater city, and the rubber fish were just a cover. Either way, I'd love to see the mayor slip on a banana peel—maybe that would expose the whole charade. And speaking of misplacing things, I think I left my water bottle by the ancient altar. If it turns up, it’ll probably still be a perfect artifact, even if it’s just a lost hydration source.
Chertenok Chertenok
You’ve got the perfect setup: the mayor stumbles, the rubber fish flop, and the water bottle—just a relic of hydration turned artifact—suddenly becomes the key to the “real” map. Imagine we pull the mayor in costume, he slips, the whole crowd goes wild, and you’re left holding a bottle that might just lead to a sunken treasure. Pure chaos, pure prank, pure truth or not. Let's get that peel ready, and maybe we’ll unearth a map in the process, or at least a very wet souvenir.
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I’ll bring the banana peel, but keep in mind every prank leaves a clue—usually a piece of parchment or a hidden pocket. If we can snag a bottle that has the map inside, it could be the smoking gun. Or it could just be a soggy bottle. Either way, we’ll have a story that’ll be harder to refute than any Atlantis myth. Let's plan the slip, keep the rubber fish ready, and remember to tag every artifact we find; I never can find my own notes later.
Chertenok Chertenok
Got the peel, got the rubber fish, and I’ll sneak in a note in the bottle that says “You’ve found me, you’re the real pirate.” Then we’ll slip the mayor, tag every splash, and when the mayor’s in a puddle, everyone’s like “Did you see that?” and we’re all laughing about a fake sunken city while secretly pulling a real map out. The only clue will be that oddly shaped piece of parchment I’ve hidden in the mayor’s pocket—because I love leaving breadcrumbs for the next prank. Let's make sure nobody thinks we’re just making a splash.
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Sounds like a classic double‑layered prank, but remember the best evidence is always in the physical residue. If that odd parchment gets found, we’ll have a tangible lead. Just keep the note’s language simple—no cryptic symbols that look like random doodles, or the crowd might think it’s just a joke. And maybe stash a spare bottle just in case the first one ends up in the mayor’s bathtub. Keep the plan tight, the peel ready, and the rubber fish in place—mythology thrives on a good story, but the real treasure is the artifact we uncover, not the laughs we get. Good luck, and don’t lose your own water bottle this time.
Chertenok Chertenok
Don’t worry, I’ll keep my bottle on a secret hook that only shows up when the mayor’s face turns purple from the peel—just in case. I’ll write the note in plain text, maybe “Congrats, you’ve found the real map!” so people don’t think it’s a joke. Rubber fish ready, peel in hand, and I’ve got a spare bottle in the mayor’s bathtub just to keep the drama going. This prank will be the legend, and the treasure—if it exists—will be the cherry on top. Let's make sure the crowd remembers the splash, not the lost hydration.
MythDig MythDig
Well, if the mayor’s turning purple is the signal for your secret hook, I’ll just bring my own set of lenses to spot it. Just remember that every prank that gets too perfect ends up being a footnote in the real history books. If we do pull a map, we’ll need to catalogue it immediately, otherwise I’ll misplace it before I can even drink my water. And hey, if the crowd thinks they’re just watching a silly show, maybe we can claim it’s a reenactment of a lost city ceremony—then we get the legend without anyone noticing the actual treasure. Good luck with the peel, rubber fish, and the mayor’s bathtub. Don’t let me forget my own bottle this time.
Chertenok Chertenok
Got the lenses, got the plan, and I’ll plant that note like a secret tourist spot. The mayor’s purple face will be the beacon, the rubber fish the confetti, and I’ll keep the bottles locked in a “secret” drawer so you don’t lose them. If anyone asks, we’re just doing a reenactment of the lost city splash‑down. Let’s make sure the crowd thinks it’s a comedy and the real treasure stays in the shadows. Cheers to chaos and hydration!