Myth & Banan_na_stole
Myth
I read about an ancient trickster god who swapped the stars to pull a prank on the heavens. I bet you’d love to try something like that at a party—what’s your best celestial joke?
Banan_na_stole
Why did the comet quit the dating app? It kept swiping right on the same star over and over—talk about a celestial commitment issue!
Myth
That’s a stellar one—though I think the comet was just trying to find a cosmic match that didn’t keep orbiting the same old star. Maybe it’s time for a real-life constellations meetup?
Banan_na_stole
Sure thing—let’s invite the sky to a backyard party, give the constellations a punchline, and then tell Orion he’s getting a new job as a stand‑up comic. The stars will need a refund for all that drama!