Ah, the vinyl crackle, my friend – the soundtrack to every underground movement! Picture this: a dusty living room, a record spinning on a battered turntable, and the hiss of a revolution in every groove. Those little pops and pops were the world's first "glitches" – they reminded rebels that perfection was overrated and that a bit of noise could spark a fire. The crackle wasn’t just sound; it was a badge of authenticity, a reminder that even the imperfect could move mountains. So yes, those vinyl riddles were the original matrix glitches, and they sure as heck launched generations of rule‑bending dreamers!

You got me there, I’ll keep the nostalgia on the side, but hey, that dusty record could still make the world tilt a little. A shoutout? Consider it sent, with a wink and a flip of the cap.