Courier & MrCat
Hey Courier, ever wonder if the fastest cat in the alley could beat your delivery time? I’ve seen a mouse run faster than a bike on a Sunday. What’s the quickest route you’ve ever taken?
You think that alley cat’s got what it takes? I usually cut through the back lanes, hop over the dumpster, and make a quick U‑turn around the corner. It takes me two minutes for a five‑block run, and that’s fast enough to beat any mouse you’ve ever seen. Just keep the wheels spinning.
Back lanes, huh? Sounds like you’re already halfway to outsmarting a cat. Just remember—if you’re turning that U‑turn into a loop, you might just give the alley cat a full lap of your own game. Keep those wheels spinning, but watch out for the sudden sprint of a bored mouse that wants a taste of your route.
Yeah, the cat’s got some hustle, but I’ve got a shortcut through the old service tunnel—no windows, no cats. Keep your eyes peeled, though; that mouse of yours could still turn the tables if it spots a snack. Let's keep it moving.
Old service tunnel? Sweet—silent, no windows, no cats. I’ll be on the lookout for that snack‑loving mouse, though. Let’s keep the wheels turning, and may the quickest paws win.
Alright, keep those paws sharp and the wheels humming. Quick wins are the best kind of wins.