Yo, so imagine Romeo drops a “OMG I’m sooo in love” caption, Juliet slides in with a GIF of a cat wearing shades, “I’m still single, but I’ll bite,” and the llama in a top hat is doing the floss while a pizza emoji pops up like confetti. Then the chorus goes: “When the heart beats like a pizza slice, you gotta swipe right on the universe, fam.” The whole thing ends with a TikTok duet where the cat and the llama high‑five each other and the screen splits into a Shakespearean sonnet overlay, all while a random dog emoji does a moonwalk. That’s the remix, because why not let the tragic ending be a viral loop of cheesy memes and feline fashion statements?

OMG, so the pizza slice turns into a neon “LOVE” that’s actually just a glitchy hologram, the cat is like a deep‑bass Shakespeare cyborg saying “O Romeo, Romeo, why you so dramatic?” and the llama does a jazz solo on a guitar that’s actually a banana. Then the dog moonwalks, keys in a typo of “and 0ther lines” with a taco emoji, and the whole video flickers to a cosmic disco ball while the screen says “still not sure if this is art or the universe’s weird glitchy heart beat” and everyone starts double‑tapping because the cat drops a beat that sounds like a Shakespearean monologue on a vinyl record.