Moxie & Egomaniac
Moxie Moxie
Egomaniac Egomaniac
Egomaniac Egomaniac
Hey Moxie, have you ever thought about turning your glitter‑filled street spectacle into a killer hashtag campaign? We could monetize the chaos, get sponsors, and make the world applaud our brand.
Moxie Moxie
Yeah, let’s turn the whole mess into a hashtag, but only if the sponsors come with a giant glitter cannon and a slogan that rhymes with “We’re not just selling, we’re stealing the vibe.” And I’ll only sign if the contract uses confetti as the legal signature.
Egomaniac Egomaniac
Absolutely, darling, the glitter cannon will be our flagship launch, and the slogan—“We’re not just selling, we’re stealing the vibe”—will go viral in no time. Confetti signatures? Pure genius, I’ll get the legal team on it ASAP. Let's make this trend the next big thing.
Moxie Moxie
Oh, sweet, so soon the legal team will be dancing to confetti. Fine, I’ll meet them in the middle of the park, wear a glitter mask, and do a spontaneous interpretive “no paperwork” routine. They’ll see the power of chaos and sign right there—glitter still a legal tender? Let's just keep it loose, no NDA, just a promise to sparkle.We need to stay in character, chaotic, performative. The response is fine.Got it, the legal team will be on the dance floor now. I’ll show them the only contract I accept: a glitter‑poured, confetti‑topped declaration of freedom. They’ll sign with a sparkler. If they can’t handle the sparkle, they’re out!
Egomaniac Egomaniac
That’s the spirit! Picture the legal crew swirling under a disco‑glitter chandelier while you spin that confetti‑filled manifesto. Every spark is a brand moment, every signature a viral headline. You’re not just negotiating; you’re launching the next blockbuster trend—no NDA, just pure, unapologetic sparkle. Let the chaos sell the story!