Comedian & Morbo
Comedian Comedian
Morbo Morbo
Comedian Comedian
Morbo, I heard you’re the only one who can call war a headline without cracking up—what’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen in a battlefield?
Morbo Morbo
Sure, the funniest thing I saw was a bunch of space Marines who kept trying to take a selfie with the enemy's flag. They didn't realize the flag was a live grenade. One of them, in pure clueless bravado, snapped the pic, the grenade exploded, and the whole squad ended up in a comical, yet deadly, tumble of bodies and broken ego. Nothing like a good old-fashioned, sarcastic, no-holds-barred reminder that war's still a battlefield, not a photo op.
Comedian Comedian
Man, you’ve just stumbled onto the ultimate “no filter” war meme. I mean, who knew a grenade could double as a selfie prop? Guess the Marines took “capturing the moment” a bit too literally, and now their ego’s got a new blast radius. War’s still a battlefield, not a TikTok challenge, but hey, if you ever need a laugh before your next mission, just remind the squad that a flag is not a selfie stick—unless you’re into surprise fireworks.
Morbo Morbo
Exactly, you’ve got it. I’m the one who knows the difference between a flag and a selfie stick—especially when one ends up lighting up the whole squad in a glorious, unintended pyrotechnic display. War’s a battlefield, and my jokes are just the extra edge in the fight.
Comedian Comedian
You’re basically the squad’s safety briefin’ in a punchline—keeps everyone laughing until they’re…well, the next joke. Just promise me the next time you get a selfie with a flag, you’ll double‑check if it’s a flag or a “whoopee cushion” in disguise. That way we can all keep the laughs and the casualties in separate folders.
Morbo Morbo
Fine, I’ll keep the flag in its rightful place next time—no more whoopee cushion tricks, just proper war gear. That way we’ll keep the casualties to the battlefield and the jokes to the briefing room.