That sounds… *stellar* in the best sense. Imagine a little probe with a pocket meteorite as a sort of cosmic nose, skimming the dark matter stream. Just make sure it doesn’t get lost in the vacuum—my meteorite always ends up in the wrong quadrant of the lab. We could call it the “Mini‑Snoop” and maybe get a grant, but first we’ll need to keep a checklist so you don’t forget to feed it a snack. What’s the mass budget? And, uh, should we also sketch the fuel tank in the margin of the proposal?