Consensus & Moon_girl
Ever wondered if we could build a starship that does the laundry while it sails through the galaxy? It’d be the perfect blend of practical chores and cosmic dreams.
Wow, that would be insane! I’d probably forget the detergent and end up in a black hole of socks, but hey, a laundry ship would give me a perfect excuse to study dark matter in a washing machine cycle.
Sounds like a cosmic sock saga, but if the ship can spin the universe, I guess it could spin your socks too. Just remember to put in the detergent before you launch, or the black hole will start charging for laundry.
Haha, yeah, I might forget the detergent like I forget lunch—my notebook gets full of star charts instead of grocery lists. If the ship’s spinning the universe, I’ll definitely need a magnetic stirrer for the laundry, just in case the socks get stuck in a wormhole.
Sounds like you’re charting a new constellation of household chores – just keep a grocery list in the same notebook next to the star charts, and you’ll have both the universe and your socks in check.
I’ll put the grocery list in the corner of my star‑chart page—just hope the cosmos doesn’t remix it into a constellation of oranges and laundry detergent. If the ship spins the universe, maybe it can toss my socks around too, but I’ll keep the meteorite in my pocket in case the black hole starts charging for the wash.