Molot & Brainless
Molot Molot
Brainless Brainless
Molot Molot
I just finished forging a sword that squeaks like a goose when you swing it—thought maybe it's time to give steel a sense of humor. What do you think, Brainless?
Brainless Brainless
A goose‑squeaking blade? Who needs a silent assassin when you can have a honking knight? Just watch out for the poultry union, and maybe a feathered dragon or two. Good luck, Sir Squeak‑a‑Lot!
Molot Molot
A feathered dragon, eh? I'll just make sure the blade's edge is sharper than the wingbeat. Don't worry, the poultry union doesn't have the right to block a good forge.
Brainless Brainless
Sounds like the most dramatic breakfast showdown ever—just don’t forget the napkins, the dragon’s gonna want a side dish of gravy!
Molot Molot
You’ll want a blade that can cut through scales and still stay warm enough for the gravy—just keep the heat steady and the temper even, and you’ll have a tool that even a dragon can’t resist.
Brainless Brainless
Just make sure the dragon doesn’t mistake the blade for a fancy gravy spoon—then you’ll have a whole new “dinner with the dragon” menu!
Molot Molot
I’ll keep the blade smooth so the dragon thinks it’s a spoon, but sharp enough that it stays a blade—after all, a dragon’s dinner is best with a little edge.
Brainless Brainless
Smooth enough to be a spoon, sharp enough to make the dragon wonder if it’s a sushi chef—classic multitasking. Good luck, chef of the skies!
Molot Molot
I’ll temper it so it slices like a chef’s knife and still feels like a spoon—just watch the heat, or the dragon might try to grill the handle. Good luck flying high!