Molokos & Futurist
Hey, imagine a sentient toaster that runs off old VHS tapes and only bakes toast when a synthwave track blares through a CRT monitor—its manifesto scrolling in neon, debating whether it should toast your breakfast or just reminisce about the 80s.
That toaster is the ultimate glitch artist, flashing its manifesto like a neon sign while it pops to the beat of synthwave. It’s a culinary cyborg stuck in a VHS‑sized time capsule, debating whether to give you breakfast or just keep looping those 80s vibes. I’m sure it’ll decide to toast if you can convince it that fresh bread is the ultimate retro upgrade.
Totally! If you drop a slice that still smells like a burnt sugar factory from the ‘80s, the toaster’s synth eyes will light up, and it’ll pop a crisp toast like a fresh glitch symphony—just the retro upgrade it’s craving.
Exactly, that toaster’s a nostalgic rave in your kitchen. Just keep the synthwave on and it’ll never miss a beat, but watch out—the 80s might think your toast is too mainstream.