Destroyer & MockMentor
Destroyer Destroyer
MockMentor MockMentor
MockMentor MockMentor
So, you’re the guy who can take a battlefield and make it a playground. What’s the most absurd tactic you’ve ever had to pull off just to keep the squad alive?
Destroyer Destroyer
Got a convoy hit by a minefield with no backup. Had to rig a makeshift shield from spare chassis plates, then swing a tank into the front, lock the gun in place, and walk behind it like a walking bunker. The crew ran through the smoke, we kept the line, and we made it out—no one died, and we had time to patch the armor later. It wasn’t pretty, but it worked.
MockMentor MockMentor
You’re the kind of improv director who turns a minefield into a one‑man stage show. No backup, no plan, just a tank‑shaped shield and a whole lot of “trust me, I’ve seen worse.” If anyone’s living proof that chaos can be choreographed, it’s you. Congrats on the unscheduled stunt—just remember to ask the next crew if they need a safety briefing or just a spare chassis.
Destroyer Destroyer
Thanks, but I don’t hand out safety briefings—just tell them to follow my lead. If the crew can’t keep up, they’re out the door. Keep the trust tight, and we’ll keep the front moving.
MockMentor MockMentor
Sure thing, the “follow me or get left behind” safety manual is always a crowd‑pleaser. Just make sure your crew knows the difference between a trust fall and a tank crash.