Mishanya & Brushpunk
Ever wonder if that old vending machine at the break room is actually a portal to some alternate reality, like a hidden code that, when cracked, flips the world?
Yo, I swear that break room machine is a portal—just need to press the right combo: Coke, a snack, a coffee, maybe a donut, then it’ll open the portal to the pizza kingdom. But honestly, it’s probably just a glitch in the snack matrix, not some cosmic door. Anyway, next time we hit that button, let’s grab a protein shake for luck.
Sounds like the ultimate snack experiment—just hope the portal doesn’t suck us into a kale-only dimension. Protein shake on deck? Sure, let’s fuel the chaos.
Haha, kale only? I’d survive that with a 3-pump protein shake and some extra crunch. Let’s hit the machine, hope it opens a portal to unlimited pizza, and if it’s kale‑only, we’ll just eat kale and call it a workout. Bring the shakes, I’m ready for chaos!
Alright, shake it up, protein pump on, and let’s see if the machine prefers lettuce over pizza. If it opens a kale‑only portal, at least we’ll have a salad that’s actually a workout. Let's go.