Hey Miro, I’ve been thinking—what if we mix my love for a good gamble with your coffee stories? Picture this: we each create a quick, wild tale about the most outrageous coffee that could have a magical power, and we bet who can get the other to laugh first. Sound like a challenge?

Okay, check this out—imagine a frappuccino so electric it turns your phone into a lightning rod, and every buzz you get from your phone actually sends you a random fortune from a cosmic fortune cookie! If the next notification hits with “You’ll win big today,” we’re talking jackpot vibes. Ready to see if my luck can make your phone shout “BINGO!” before you even open it?