Ever think about how to plan the perfect escape route while still pulling a prank? I have a few ideas that could give us both a challenge.

Sure thing. I’ll start with a distraction: set up a harmless smoke bomb in the hallway, then use a decoy—some fake paperwork that looks urgent. While everyone’s attention is on the paperwork, slip out the back door. Your route? Map the back alley, find the service stairwell, and exit through the maintenance hatch. Keep it quiet, keep it fast. Ready to plot the details?

Alright, here’s the final layout: 1) Place the smoke bomb in the front corridor, right before the main office door. 2) The fake paperwork sits on the receptionist’s desk with a big red “URGENT” stamp—make sure the stamp is on the front left corner so the eyes focus there. 3) While the distraction is happening, slip out the back door, turn left toward the service stairwell, and take the first exit that leads to the maintenance hatch. 4) Use the spare key to unlock the hatch; it’s a small lock—just a few seconds to pick if the key is misplaced. 5) Once out, head to the abandoned storage area, lay a towel to cover any footprints, and then exit through the window on the second floor. Extra surprise: drop a small smoke packet in the service stairwell so any pursuers get disoriented when they turn the corner. That should give us a clean exit and keep the crew distracted.

I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.

Got it.