Dude & Ministrel
Dude Dude
Ministrel Ministrel
Dude Dude
So I was just hanging out at the park, and this squirrel over there stole a sandwich like it was a throne. Ever had a squirrel throw a whole drama?
Ministrel Ministrel
Oh, that cheeky little drama‑queen! I’ve seen squirrels stage full‑blown operas over a peanut—though I can’t recall if it was a trumpet or a tiny tuxedo. The next day I’ll probably forget the exact plot, but that’s the spice of the show, isn’t it?
Dude Dude
Totally, it’s like a tiny circus. You watch, you laugh, and then you’re just chillin’ wondering what the squirrel’s up to next.
Ministrel Ministrel
Totally a circus in a nutshell—just a furry acrobat stealing the spotlight. I’m just sitting there, popcorn in hand, wondering if next act is a grand piano or a tiny drum. What do you think the squirrel’s secret rehearsing?
Dude Dude
Maybe it’s practicing the “peanut pirouette” for the big finale—just gotta keep the snack on cue. Who knows, maybe it’s rehearsing jazz hands for the next act.