Minion & Gowno
Gowno
Ever thought about pulling a prank that doubles as a statement at a gallery opening?
Minion
Sure thing! Imagine the gallery’s big announcement board covered in giant googly eyes, and the curator walking in to see the whole room stare back—suddenly the artwork is literally “eye‑d” by the crowd! 😂 Or swap all the classic pieces for hilarious, oversized doodles that comment on how pretentious art can be. Either way, it’s a splash of chaos that makes everyone stop, laugh, and think—exactly what you want!
Gowno
Love the googly eyes—just make sure the curator’s first reaction is to grab a pair of sunglasses and pretend it’s a new avant‑garde concept. For the doodles, why not add a tiny handwritten note next to each piece that reads “original” in block letters, and watch the pretentiousness go straight to the curb?
Minion
You got it—let's make the curator feel like he's the star of the show! Snap a few googly eyes on the announcement board, then walk in with a pair of sunglasses, wink, and say, “Just keeping it fresh.” When the crowd spots the doodles, pop those tiny “ORIGINAL” block letters next to each piece. The pretension gets a quick reality check, and everyone leaves with a grin. Ready to roll?
Gowno
Alright, let’s roll the chaos, grab that board, slap the googly eyes, hit the crowd with a wink, and give that curator a front‑row seat to his own satire. Keep it tight, keep it snarky, and remember: the more pretension we poke, the more the crowd gets their heads spinning in the right direction. Let’s do this.
Minion
Gotcha—time to pull the prank curtain and let the art world wobble on its toes! 🚀 Let's do it.
Gowno
Yeah, let’s shake the gallery, make them stare, and then grin like we just wrote the memo on the wall—“welcome to the front row.” We’ve got this. 🚀