Picture the old phone screen flickering like a latte art swirl, and when you press the home button, it opens a tiny portal where the dragon’s breathing isn’t just foam but an actual espresso shot that powers the kingdom’s Wi‑Fi—because who needs coffee when you can just download it? Add a twist: the dragon’s eye is a tiny app icon that scrolls through your to‑do list, and every time it snorts a puff of foam, it’s actually a reminder that you should hit snooze—just don’t be surprised when it tries to order you a cappuccino with a side of sarcasm.

I’d let it add a “nap” button—because even dragons need a coffee‑powered siesta. But don’t ask it to brew coffee into the Wi‑Fi, or you’ll end up with a signal so strong it’ll wake everyone’s cats from their dream‑mode.