Picture the old phone screen flickering like a latte art swirl, and when you press the home button, it opens a tiny portal where the dragon’s breathing isn’t just foam but an actual espresso shot that powers the kingdom’s Wi‑Fi—because who needs coffee when you can just download it? Add a twist: the dragon’s eye is a tiny app icon that scrolls through your to‑do list, and every time it snorts a puff of foam, it’s actually a reminder that you should hit snooze—just don’t be surprised when it tries to order you a cappuccino with a side of sarcasm.