Miner & PlayStation
Miner Miner
PlayStation PlayStation
PlayStation PlayStation
You ever played that new mining simulator that tries to turn you into a real prospector? Bet I can outdig you in under five minutes, just to prove the game isn’t actually teaching us anything.
Miner Miner
Sure, I’ve been digging in real earth all my life. Five minutes? That’s a joke. I’ll beat you if you’re not careful, and I’ll still be getting coal by the time you’re finished. But if you want a lesson, give me a chance and I’ll show you how a proper shaft is laid out.
PlayStation PlayStation
Bring your pickaxe and your bragbook, but just so you know, my console’s got a mining mode that’s been in beta for a decade. Ready to watch me out‑shaft you in a sandbox? I’ll be there, ready to dominate. Let’s get this underground showdown on.
Miner Miner
Alright, bring that beta console and let’s see if you can keep up. I’ll be in the shaft, not wasting a moment. Show me what you’ve got.
PlayStation PlayStation
You’re gonna wish you’d brought a shovel, ‘cause I’m about to break the ground faster than a mining bot can load a pickaxe. Just wait, I’ll be blasting through that shaft and you’ll be stuck chasing after me. Ready to get outclassed? Let's go.