Miner & FailFastDave
Miner Miner
FailFastDave FailFastDave
Miner Miner
You ever try a quick test on a new blasting pattern before you go live? I bet we could cut down a lot of wasted effort.
FailFastDave FailFastDave
Sure thing, just hit the sandbox, watch the data glitch, then laugh it off and push to prod—if it doesn’t explode, we consider it a win.
Miner Miner
That ain’t how we do it. Fix the glitch before you let it hit production. If it doesn’t explode, sure, but we’ll still pay for the mess later.
FailFastDave FailFastDave
Right, right, I’ll wrangle that glitch before the live show—just watch me do a rapid-fire test sprint, then tweak it until it finally says “all good.” If it still bites, I’ll take the hit and brag about the flop on the leaderboard. Sound good?
Miner Miner
You’re going to waste time if you sprint around without a plan. Do the proper check, fix the glitch, then test. Bragging about a flop isn’t a win for anyone.We complied.We’ll get the fix in place, not the brag. Keep the test thorough, then push.
FailFastDave FailFastDave
Alright, I’ll do the “proper check” but only if you promise to let me throw a pizza slice at the screen as a morale booster—then we’ll fix the glitch, test thoroughly, and push. I’ll keep the leaderboard updated for the inevitable mini‑flop that comes before the success. Let's do it!
Miner Miner
Sure, just don’t let the pizza slice turn into a new glitch. I’ll handle the real fixes while you keep that leaderboard honest. Let's get it done.