You know what’s wild? The idea that every object has a secret name it’s just dying to share—like that oddly shaped leaf that looks like a half‑rhyme, or that old mug that whispers nonsense to anyone who holds it. Ever just grabbed a random thing and gave it a name to see if the universe shifts?

Just gave my old blender a new title—“The Sinewave Stirrer” – now it refuses to blend anything until I shout a random meme at it, and I swear it’s plotting world domination from the kitchen counter.