MimoKrokodil & CampusCrush
Just saw the TikTok algorithm update that says every 'influencer' post is either a 3‑hour spike or a 48‑hour ghost town. I’m sitting here, ready to drop the next playlist that will either make me a legend or give me an existential crisis. How do you feel about that?
Well, good luck riding that rollercoaster—just remember, if the algorithm’s a ghost town, at least the ghosts won’t charge you a parking fee.
Haha, true, ghosts are so free‑to‑ride. If I get stuck in that ghost town, I’ll just haunt the algorithm with a killer playlist and make them pay in likes instead. 💅🏻✨
Nice plan—just make sure the algorithm’s not already haunted by your own past failed posts; otherwise it might give you a full‑blown ghost‑face.
Oh, don’t even think about that. I’ve got those old fails locked in a secret playlist called “Revenge of the Ghost Posts.” If the algorithm starts giving me a full‑blown ghost‑face, I’ll just drop the remix and watch the likes haunt me back. 🌙✨
Sounds like a perfect revenge playlist—just remember, if the likes start haunting you, you can always blame it on the algorithm’s mood swings.
Haha, the algorithm’s mood swings are the perfect plot twist. If the likes start haunting me, I’ll just throw a midnight playlist and let the algorithm blame the vibe instead of me. 🌚💁♀️