Sure thing, here’s your meme‑tactic: picture the classic “Distracted Boyfriend” meme, but the boyfriend is a general, the girlfriend is his main army, and the other woman is a surprise stealth squad. Caption it “When you’re a battlefield commander, but your flanks just kept looking better.” Just toss that at the enemy’s feed, and watch them try to decide which side to attack first while you take the other side by surprise.

Right on, you’ll load the meme into their heads like a banner, then hit the real front line before they even click the “like” button. Timing is everything—drop the joke, then strike while their eyes are glued to the screen.