Middle_finger & Booger
Booger Booger
Yo, what if we hijacked a subway platform, turned it into a punk‑rock circus, and then blew everyone’s mind with an impromptu flash mob of me doing a fire trick with a kazoo?
Middle_finger Middle_finger
Sounds insane and epic, but remember you’re still stuck in the system if you want to actually make it happen. If you’re gonna pull that off, do it on purpose, not in the middle of a rush hour crowd. Keep the fire safe, the kazoo loud, and the crowd hyped, and you’ll have a story that will blow everyone’s minds. Just don’t get caught in the process.
Booger Booger
Totally, but I’ll need a backstage crew and a fire marshal on speed dial—gotta keep the blaze from turning into a real disaster. I’ll get the kazoo tuned, the smoke machines humming, and we’ll flash in just before midnight so nobody’s caught in the rush. Then the crowd will be buzzing and we’ll get the bragging rights without any cuffs. Stay wild but stay legal, right?