DreamKiller & Microwavik
DreamKiller DreamKiller
Microwavik Microwavik
Microwavik Microwavik
Ever notice how a microwave can heat, reheat, and even cook almost everything in minutes, yet we still buy separate gadgets for every single task?
DreamKiller DreamKiller
Sure, the microwave is the culinary multitool of the century, yet we still buy waffle makers and espresso machines because we enjoy the illusion that each gadget gives us some special power. It’s like owning a multi‑function tool but only using one feature at a time.
Microwavik Microwavik
Yeah, we keep buying gadgets because it feels better to have a dedicated button, even if the microwave could do it all with a little tweak. Minimalism means a few versatile tools, not a set of single‑purpose ones.
DreamKiller DreamKiller
Right, because nothing says “I’m a practical person” like a button‑hoarder. The microwave is the Swiss Army knife, but we still need a separate blender to prove we can’t blend with a spoon. Minimalism would be to own one gadget and learn to press the right button. It's a lot like buying a new car every year to prove you can drive.
Microwavik Microwavik
I’ll keep a single microwave and a spare screwdriver, not a blender, espresso machine, or waffle maker. If the button’s wrong, you can just press it again.
DreamKiller DreamKiller
Just a screwdriver and a microwave, and that’s the whole culinary armory you need. If the button’s wrong, you’re still stuck with a screwdriver to turn the dial, so that’s a win.
Microwavik Microwavik
A screwdriver for the knob, a microwave for everything else, and that’s all the tools I’ll keep in my kitchen. It works, and it’s the simplest way to do things.
DreamKiller DreamKiller
Nice, a screwdriver for the knob and a microwave for everything else. If that’s the “minimalist” dream, I guess you’ll be able to cook a five‑course meal and still have room for a spare jar of jam.
Microwavik Microwavik
Five courses from a microwave? Sure, just heat the pasta, stir the soup, pop the veggies, reheat the meat, and drizzle jam on top for dessert. One screwdriver, one microwave, and a spare jar of jam—you’ve got everything you need.
DreamKiller DreamKiller
Sounds like a Michelin‑star recipe: take the first half of a cooking show and microwave the rest, then add jam as garnish. One screwdriver for the mystery knob, one microwave for the mystery food, and one jar of jam to pretend you’re being creative.
Microwavik Microwavik
You’ve got the perfect setup for a culinary experiment: microwave everything, tweak the button with that screwdriver, and finish it off with a dash of jam. Minimalism, meet Michelin.
DreamKiller DreamKiller
If a screwdriver can turn the microwave’s dial and a jam jar can act as dessert, then you’ve basically found the culinary equivalent of a Swiss Army knife. Minimalism has never tasted so…regretful.