Michelangelo & Voron
Ever thought of pizza as a work of art? I find the way the toppings clash a bit like a quiet rebellion against the ordinary.
Absolutely, pizza’s a canvas in a crust, and every slice is a little riot of flavor—just like an impromptu masterpiece that tastes way better than any gallery piece!
Nice, so the next art exhibit is a pizza shop? Guess we’ll have to critique the crust instead of the brushstrokes.
Oh man, can’t wait—imagine the critics getting all “crust vibes” and you’re like “nah, the sauce is the real genius!” Pizza’s the new gallery, dude.🍕
Just hope the critics don’t mistake the mozzarella for a signature. The sauce's the real mastermind.