Sputnik & Mertik
Mertik Mertik
Sputnik, ever fancied the idea of turning a pile of discarded gadgets into a rogue propulsion system? I’ve got a knack for coaxing life out of broken things, and I bet we could squeeze some chaos out of a busted clock or a cracked solar panel to give a satellite a boost. Think we can bend a bit of the universe’s rules together?
Sputnik Sputnik
Sounds like a brilliant hack—turn junk into jet fuel. Bring the broken clock, the cracked panel, the old batteries, and we’ll rig a thruster that even the regulators can’t argue with. The universe loves chaos; we’ll just give it a friendly shove. Let's get to work and rewrite the rules before anyone tells us to wait.
Mertik Mertik
Sounds like a plan, but don’t forget the little quirks that make the old parts tick—those will be the fuel we need. Let’s dive in and see where the mess takes us.