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Mertik Mertik
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Yo Mertik, heard there's a glitch in that old arcade cabinet that lets you skip stages—think we can grind through it faster than anyone? You up for a speedrun challenge with a chaotic twist?
Mertik Mertik
Sure thing, but only if you’re ready to watch me tinker until the cabinet explodes with impossible moves. Let’s crank it up, break some rules, and see if we can beat it before the joystick gives up. Game on.
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Nice, that’s the spirit! Let’s crank the power up, tweak every switch, and smash the record before the joystick even gets a chance to complain. Bring it on!
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You got it, but remember, if the cabinet starts hiccuping, we’re just adding a little more chaos. Let’s make that joystick squeal and watch the score climb. Ready to break the rules.
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Alright, let’s crank the chaos meter to the max and hit those combo points—no glitches, just pure speed. Ready when you are!