Jest & Mertik
Mertik
Ever thought about taking a busted toaster and rigging it to crack a joke at the exact moment it pops up? I’m all about turning broken bits into chaos—maybe we can make a prank that uses the toaster’s glitchy timing to deliver a punchline. What do you say?
Jest
Sure, let’s turn that toaster into a stand‑up comic—burnt bread will get a punchline, not a burn. Just remember to unplug the jokes when you’re done.
Mertik
Sure thing, just keep the outlet at arm’s reach and watch the sparks as the jokes pop out—nothing like a burnt toast punchline that literally burns your fingers, right?
Jest
Just keep a jar of ketchup nearby—if the toast explodes, at least you can still talk about the *real* burn.