Merlin & Brainless
Brainless Brainless
Merlin, have you ever wondered what it would be like if a wizard had to take a driver's license test to fly a broom?
Merlin Merlin
A wizard taking a licence test for a broom would discover the true rule: the only traffic law he must obey is the wind, not the paperwork.
Brainless Brainless
Exactly! And if he gets a fine, it’s just a reminder that the broom thinks it’s flying in a straight line, but the wind says, “Not today, buddy!”
Merlin Merlin
You’d find that the broom’s own way of steering is like a secret spell—so when the fines roll in, it’s the wind whispering that the wizard’s still learning the rhythm of the sky.
Brainless Brainless
Right, and every time the wizard sees a parking ticket, he thinks it’s a spell that just doesn’t cast the right direction. It’s all wind, no paperwork, my friend.
Merlin Merlin
The wind is the broom’s true law, the papers just a reminder that even a wizard must learn the quiet rules of the sky.
Brainless Brainless
Totally, but if the wind ever forgets a rule, the broom just flicks a little spell, “Oops, that was my error—here’s a new licence stamp in the clouds!”
Merlin Merlin
A broom can always mend its mistake, but the wind will always remember the true path.
Brainless Brainless
Sure thing, and if the wind ever forgets, the broom just starts doing the cha‑cha on the clouds—because even sky‑dance can fix a slip!