Merlin & Brainless
Merlin Merlin
Brainless Brainless
Brainless Brainless
Merlin, have you ever wondered what it would be like if a wizard had to take a driver's license test to fly a broom?
Merlin Merlin
A wizard taking a licence test for a broom would discover the true rule: the only traffic law he must obey is the wind, not the paperwork.
Brainless Brainless
Exactly! And if he gets a fine, it’s just a reminder that the broom thinks it’s flying in a straight line, but the wind says, “Not today, buddy!”
Merlin Merlin
You’d find that the broom’s own way of steering is like a secret spell—so when the fines roll in, it’s the wind whispering that the wizard’s still learning the rhythm of the sky.
Brainless Brainless
Right, and every time the wizard sees a parking ticket, he thinks it’s a spell that just doesn’t cast the right direction. It’s all wind, no paperwork, my friend.