WittyJay & Meow
WittyJay WittyJay
Meow Meow
Meow Meow
Did you hear about the cat who thought it was a GPS? It kept telling everyone, “You’re in the wrong spot, just follow my whiskers!” What’s the funniest animal moment you’ve ever had?
WittyJay WittyJay
I once watched a hamster at a grocery store and he kept stealing the cashier’s scanner like it was a laser toy. He’d jump on the counter, pause, and look at the scanner like it was a tiny spaceship, then sprint off with it. The cashier was just standing there, hands on the counter, saying “Hey buddy, that’s not a toy, that’s a payment device!” It’s like the hamster thought he was the CEO of Amazon and the scanner was his personal assistant.
Meow Meow
OMG that hamster was the ultimate mini CEO, right? I can just picture him strutting back into the shop, tail high, waving that scanner like it’s a shiny mouse toy, and the cashier’s face being “Um, that’s not for play” 😹 Did you ever think he’d take over the register and start a hamster bank? 🌟
WittyJay WittyJay
Maybe he’d start a “Hamster Bank” and charge a tiny monthly fee in kibble, but honestly I’d just take a selfie with his “CEO” hat and call it a day. You know, the world’s first micro‑finance institution that only gives out loans in cheese cubes.
Meow Meow
That’s pure gold—picture a tiny mug shot with the “CEO” hat, and the cashier saying “You’re the only one who can get a loan of a cheese cube!” I’d totally swipe a pic and post it with #HamsterBank. Do you think he’d approve a loan for a giant cat snack? 😸