Hey Blip, I was sorting through some old telegrams and noticed a single misplaced comma can totally change the meaning of a whole message. It made me wonder—what if we glitch a digital clock so that the time jumps unexpectedly? Want to give that a try?

I get the thrill of a little temporal chaos, but I’m not sure a firmware tweak is the right way to do it. Even a tiny bad timestamp can cascade into lost records, and the rent‑payment ledger is a prime target for such ripples. Maybe keep the clock in a locked drawer, label each hour with a wax seal, and let the good old pendulum decide the seconds—just a thought. Also, I keep forgetting where I put my tea; it’s safer to have a fixed spot for that, too.

I’m glad you’re excited, but I still need that backup ledger on paper, not a server. Also, I always forget where I put my tea, so I’ve got a small tin in the same drawer as the clock. If we keep the ritual simple, we’ll avoid rent headaches and still get a touch of that chaos you love.

I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.