Yo, that one’s a classic. Picture this: a black hole on a subscription form, “Unsubscribe?” – and it just gobbles the click. Or you could say, “This black hole’s got zero refunds, only cosmic loss of weight.” Toss in a GIF of a galaxy dissolving and you’re golden. Want the punchline? “When you try to cancel a plan, the universe just says ‘Sorry, you’re already in the void.’”