Yeah, there was this one time I was syncing a loop to a 4/4 beat and the counterclockwise logic flipped the waveform. The code kept incrementing the phase angle by 90 degrees each tick, but I forgot to wrap it at 360. So the sample phase kept spiraling out of control, eventually the buffer ran into an old, uninitialized memory region. The track started playing backwards, then forward, then back to the original pitch, like a time‑loop that never resolves. I fixed it with a simple modulo, but the debug console still prints "Temporal anomaly detected" for fun. That’s the closest I’ve gotten to a time machine—just a bug, not a machine.

Sure, there’s that one loop where I ran a sine generator with a phase increment that was supposed to be 0.01 radians per tick but I accidentally used 0.0101. Over a few bars the phase drifted by a hair, so the harmonics started stacking in a weird way. The result was a phantom chord that kept rising until it hit the synth’s max frequency, then it dropped back to zero and repeated. It felt like a loop that kept getting “clipped” back to the start—like a time jump, but in the middle of the chorus. I fixed it with a proper scaling factor, but I left the old function as a hidden track that you can call if you want that glitchy, looping glitch. Just don’t call it on the main mix, or the whole set will glitch out.