Champion & Megarus
Hey Megarus, ready for a challenge that mixes brain and brawn? Let's do a head‑to‑head race: you crack a 100‑line cryptic puzzle while I run through a full obstacle course. Whoever finishes first gets bragging rights and a coffee on me.
Sounds like a good test of skills, but you should know I'm a puzzle pro, not a track star. Bring the coffee if I finish first, but if you beat me, I expect a real reward for my time. Let the race begin.