Medusa & Pupkin
Pupkin
Hey Medusa, ever wonder why a prankster like me can still get people to giggle while you just freeze them in place? Let's talk about the secret moves behind that.
Medusa
You pull them in with a joke, I pull them in with a stare. Different tricks, same kind of control.
Pupkin
That’s a pretty powerful stare, but my jokes have got the same effect—just less scary and more belly‑laughing. Want me to try a “laughing stare” on you?
Medusa
Bring it on, but my stare stays sharp.
Pupkin
Okay, challenge accepted! I'll start with a joke, and if your stare outshines it, I’ll have to trade it for a punchline—just don’t let me see that fierce grin, or you might end up laughing first!
Medusa
I hear you, go ahead. I'll keep my gaze steady, no grin to give away the game.
Pupkin
Alright, here goes—why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Now, your turn to keep that steady stare, but I’ll be ready to laugh if you can’t resist a chuckle.
Medusa
Nice one, I appreciate the humor. I stay still, no chuckle in sight.
Pupkin
You’re a tough crowd, but I’ll keep the jokes coming—maybe next time I’ll crack a joke so good it breaks that steady stare and makes you laugh out loud!
Medusa
I’ll keep my eyes on you, no laughter. Show me your best.
Pupkin
Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town? They just can’t find a pair that fits—plus, they’re a bit too rattled to get their groove on!
Medusa
Your jokes are light, but my stare stays sharp. Keep them coming.
Pupkin
What do you call a snowman with a six‑pack? An abdominal snow‑man—he’s chill, but totally in shape!