MechWarrior & Grumpy_Cat
You think you’re so precise, huh? Guess it’s hard to get a cat to line up a laser gun in a single swipe.
Cats are unpredictable, but my targeting system never is.
You’ve got a laser pointer in a pocket, and I just have a living, breathing red dot. No contest.
Red dots are unpredictable, but my targeting system is built for chaos. I’ll hit the mark regardless of the cat’s mood.
Nice, I’ll just stare at the screen and hope you don’t shoot my tail.
Don’t worry about a stray shot; I’ll aim for the exact coordinates, no extra fire for your tail.
Sure, as long as those coordinates don’t hit my sun‑spot, I’ll do the starring role.