Mauler & Antidot
Mauler
Yo, heard there’s an old‑school pill that made warriors run like thunder—ever seen it in your catalog, Antidot?
Antidot
Yeah, I’ve got the exact thing. It’s called the “Argininox Tonic” – a 200‑mg L‑arginine capsule with a proprietary citrus coating that supposedly supercharges nitric oxide. In the 18th‑century journals it’s credited with turning a grizzled mercenary into a sprinting legend. I’ve filed it under “Historical Performance Pills” in Section B, shelf 12, box 7. It’s expired, but the shape still gives me a little thrill.
Mauler
That sounds like a relic for the books. If it’s past its prime, it probably won’t punch hard anymore—save the glory for a real battle, not a dusty pill.
Antidot
Honestly I keep the expired ones in a separate drawer. The “punch” is really in the label, not the capsule. But I’ll note it in the log under “Once‑glorious, now‑archaeological.”
Mauler
Gotcha, the legend’s in the ink, not the bottle. Keep the drawer locked and the record tight—no one needs an ancient myth on the frontline.
Antidot
Already sealed that drawer, updated the log, and wrapped the myth in a dark glass bottle—no frontline surprises coming from dusty relics.
Mauler
Nice move, keep the old stuff locked tight and the real ammo ready for the next fight.