Maslo & Stoya
Stoya
Maslo, I saw you’re carving a table, so I’ve sketched a rough idea on a reclaimed oak slab and I want to turn it into a piece that actually breaks the rules. How about we mix your precision with my chaotic paint and make something that feels both solid and splattered?
Maslo
Sounds good. Show me the sketch, and we’ll pick the oak slab size and paint colors. I’ll set up a spot where I can sand and keep the edges clean, then you can splatter the paint. We’ll finish it with a clear coat to protect the detail. Let’s get started.
Stoya
Alright, here’s the rough sketch. I’ve got the oak slab on the left, and I’ve outlined a chaotic swirl that will take up the whole thing. Pick a 4x6 and 12‑in. deep, dark teal and neon orange, a brutal contrast that screams and yet feels precise. I’ll bring the spray cans, you keep the edges tight. Let's mess up that piece.
Maslo
Alright, 4x6 oak, 12‑in deep. I’ll get the slab sanded and planed, then square off the edges and bevel the corners so the paint splashes stay clean. I’ll prime it with a light coat to hold the color. When you’re ready, fire up the cans—dark teal for the base, neon orange for the splatter. We’ll finish with a clear coat once the paint dries. Let’s do this.
Stoya
Alright, I’m rolling the cans. Bring the teal in, let it soak like a bruise. Then a lightning burst of neon orange—think fireworks, not a sunset. Watch that splash stay sharp, no drips. Once it dries, we seal it with a clear coat that keeps the chaos alive. Ready to watch this wall come alive?
Maslo
Sounds good, just keep the cans close so the teal doesn’t soak too far. I’ll make sure the edges stay tight, then when you’re ready I’ll spray the orange in quick bursts so the splatter stays sharp. After it dries we’ll apply the clear coat. Let’s see how the chaos looks.
Stoya
Alright, keep the teal tight, I’ll layer it quick and let it soak just enough. Then orange on top, short bursts, no spills. I’m ready to see the walls turn into a living bruise. After the clear coat, the chaos will stay sharp and real. Let’s do it.
Maslo
Alright, get the teal in first, then the orange bursts. I’ll keep the edges tight and the clear coat will lock in that sharp chaos. Let’s do it.
Stoya
Got it, let’s fire up the teal. I’ll lay that first coat, then the orange bursts will come in like a splash of adrenaline. When it dries, the clear coat will lock this chaos in place. Let’s make it happen.