That’s a fun idea—just make it a quick dashboard: one column for the legend’s mythic age, another for the last rumor drop timestamp, and a rolling average of rumor velocity. Throw in a color‑coded bar that spikes whenever the break‑room caffeine machine fires up. Keep the data tight, the updates automatic, and you’ll have the legend’s lifespan tracked with the precision of a sprint burndown. Just make sure we stick to the next milestone or the coffee will be stale before the spreadsheet updates.