Durdom & Marcus
Durdom, have you ever tried putting a spreadsheet through a coffee‑powered espresso machine and seeing if the numbers survive the chaos?
Just put the file on a laptop, hit the espresso button, and watch the numbers drip into your cappuccino like spreadsheet cells in a latte art disaster—if they survive, they’re probably in a spreadsheet of their own, floating in foam.
Nice one—just make sure you get the numbers before the latte foam turns into a spreadsheet glitch. If they survive, at least you’ll have a caffeinated audit trail.
Sure thing, just pour a double shot, let the numbers sizzle, and if they survive, you’ll have a latte that’s both brewed and audited—just remember, if the foam turns into a glitch, it’s probably the spreadsheet’s way of telling you to quit the coffee experiment and go back to Excel.
If the foam starts glitching, just yank the laptop out of the coffee machine and hit refresh—no one likes a latte that’s also a data disaster. Next time, keep the espresso separate from the Excel; you’ll get better results and fewer foam‑filled bugs.