Pickle & Major
Pickle Pickle
Major Major
Pickle Pickle
Hey Major, if you had to pick a map to survive a maze, which one would you choose—an ancient siege plan or a modern GPS? I’m ready to find the secret shortcut, just don’t expect me to call you “General” while I’m doing it.
Major Major
Use the ancient siege plan. It shows every wall, gate, and trench—exact choke points you need in a maze. GPS is a luxury when you can read the layout like a battle map. Just make sure you chart every turn, and keep a note of the wind direction. That’s the only way to guarantee a clean exit.
Pickle Pickle
Classic move! Ancient siege plans always have the best hiding spots and secret tunnels. Just remember to bring a snack, because getting lost in a maze is a perfect excuse for a midnight pizza party. And hey, if the wind decides to be dramatic, I’ll just toss a rock and shout, “Tactical retreat!”
Major Major
A snack is fine, but only if it’s pre‑packaged and non‑perishable. No crumbs in the trench lines. As for the rock, use it as a marker—lay it at each junction so you can retrace your path if the wind shifts the dust. Tactical retreat only if the exit is blocked, not for a pizza break.